Percy Jackson and his friends found themselves in an unexpected predicament. They were deep in the heart of New York City, grappling hooks in hand, when they suddenly remembered that they had forgotten to check if
grappling hooks were legal in the city. As demigods, they were frequently caught up in all sorts of legal issues, so they were used to dealing with these kinds of problems. But this time, they were in a real bind.
“Wait, before we go any further, we should make sure we’re not breaking any laws,” Annabeth said, pulling out her laptop and navigating to the
terms and conditions of the city’s laws and regulations. “We need to know what we’re up against.”
Just as they were about to start researching, a group of lawyers approached them, offering
free legal advice for their legal issues. The demigods were relieved, but things were about to get even more complicated. They were handed a
sample HCFA form to fill out, and they had no idea where to begin.
Meanwhile, Percy’s cousin, a young demigod, was trying to secure a
criminal law internship and was grappling with the complexities of the legal field. It seemed like everyone was dealing with some legal issue or another.
“I think I need to
amend my operating agreement,” Grover said, scratching his head. “But how do I do that without breaking any laws?”
“And don’t even get me started on
Kansas debt collection laws,” Clarisse grumbled. “I feel like I need a law degree just to understand them.”
“Hey, is it
legal to download music for free?” Tyson asked, looking worried.
“And what about
pet raccoons? Are they legal?” Nico questioned, looking at them all with a raised eyebrow.
“Okay, okay, let’s not panic,” Percy said, trying to calm everyone down. “We’ll figure this out. But first, we need to address another important legal issue. How do we
legally change our last names to something cooler?”
And so, the adventures of Percy Jackson and his friends continued, as they grappled with the legal complexities of the mortal world, all while trying to navigate the challenges of being demigods. It was truly a comedic quest, one that kept them on their toes and never failed to entertain.